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Original, More Coherent Version (Penned by Emilie Autumn)
“Girls! Girls! Girls!”
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormalityStep right up
We’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment
I do this as a gift, not for employment
A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanityCome see our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girlsSome of them are really quite attractive as you see
Some are truly hideous, I’m sure that you’ll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn’t let them fool you, just one more rule
You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
And that one, let’s just keep walking by
These ain’t no ordinary girls, and we’ve a steady supply
Grab another cup of tea, and follow me
To see our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls
Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.
Quiet down! You, sir
If insanity’s primarily a femininish malady,
And no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact,
Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics?
Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?
It has all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see from lunar, we have, lunacy and lunatic and loony
And they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony
I have a question
Has any patient ever been released
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
For the good of our society, they oughtn’t reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety, we’ll never let them loose
Come see the girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls
Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Accept no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We’ve got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion,
There’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays!
How big is a lady’s brain?
It’s really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
This seems just a bit inhumane
That’s just a simple little shock, it doesn’t cause her any pain
You see, they’re really more like animals than people
Which has been proven haven’t any souls at all.
The only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall
They don’t bite, well they might
I say this one does look hungry tonight
So get your picture with an inmate
But be sure she’s locked up tight
They’re practically wild sir
Protect your child sir
They can’t recall the taste of freedom
They’re just happy if we feed them
So point and laugh, it isn’t bad
They oughtn’t mind because they’re mad!
If you haven’t got a dime, toss us your pearls
You’re welcome to enjoy
Our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
I’ve got a lot more words to say, but I just can’t make them rhyme
So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight, your morals high
Your knitting neat, your yappers shut
This is what comes of over-educating,
mentally over-stimulating,
too much serious conversating,
organized religion-hating,
sinful over-copulating,
marriage without pro-creating,
girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
she was caught while masturbating,
they all mind manipulating,
chronically hallucinating,
certainly there’s no debating,
some we just find fascinating,
women’s rights facilitating,
independent thought creating,
she just may be complicating,
get your money out we’re waiting
To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!
Translated from English to Swahili to welsh to persian to lithuania to japanese, to latin, back to english
Google Obfuscated Version of Girls, Girls, Girls
” The girl , woman? The Ladies !”
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If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality
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Even the memory, as you see, and some of them
Some really scary , but I have to admit that thee are all things , at least
By far , however, and the like
We need enough sovereign rule
For a long time , the need for the eye to check for you
The only thing that is going to
The fact that women do not eat it is easy enough for our
Next to me to grab a cup of tea
If all these girls are crazy
If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality
Some girls go crazy
They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are
To date, review,
Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin
That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful
Smart Traffic , Traffic , Traffic
Currently, there brought on by problems
St. question to ask for those who wish to hide the times have changed.
How easy! If the teacher
This is in confusion, femininish subject to disease,
And no doubt, that this science
At the foot of the medical Faultier
Thou wast born of the disease yrasutartis What are these?
All these things , which I am in the reproductive organs
These women tend to be unstable
Stupid and insane and go crazy , you will be able to make use of the world of solar energy
The meeting of ovulation and satellite
I ask
Patients who already recede
Innovation will bring you to his house?
The young community
Therefore it is not possible that what is well, they say, may be forgiven thee to relax
Most of all, please refer to the girl, the girl’s smile.
If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality
Some girls go crazy
They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are
To date, review,
Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin
That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful
Smart Traffic , Traffic , Traffic
It is madness , with
Fury some vehicles
Madness, when he was driven into the
Taifaktas , my friend, % 100 confirm the truths of diseases of the mind
But there is another
And because there is more something on the part Dėlšiek , which is able to :
It contains dialogue, wink wink
Ing but a few of the teams Pakistan, and loser , that he may feed the prisoners were .
The excesses have found depression, OCD, the development of vocational
And in these days all the pills of blood?
Which head ?
There is also a very small scale a very simple, this is probably the
So now difficult atrodošiek
This was made a little impact tikpaprastas accepted.
Here’s a man , and even more than the natural
It has been shown , that there is nothing at all.
Weak is almost
Here’s a question the court ‘s important
They can and do not charge
I’d like to say to me to look at the not the hungry this night.
That ‘s your call
But to be honest , they’re willing to do
And tikrųjųlaukinis human
Lord, protect children
Programming experience
Feed them are happy
And thus by degrees I laughed, but not evil
If your actions he was, and is mad;
Cash for cast ye your pearls if you have not you flee from us
The invitation of the project we
Our girl , girl
If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality
Some girls go crazy
They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are
To date, review,
Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin
That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful
Wow, a lot of it was, in a few words to say it, but you can not I will sing
The girls , if you do not cut your hair to go away
Tight corset value of your
In the bark of Kyankyan , comes truly from your knitting
The arrival of competition is more –
And I think – and urged that
Conversating high
I hate – organized religion as
But you do not need – in a sin
Marriage without art
Lesbiating girls caught – naturally – Medium
And by masturbation,
Let’s see what the procedure in all things
long err
The sum is
But a lot of competition
Rights of women can
Free making ideas
It can be
We wait for your money
I believe some
Girls ?
Girls ?
Girls ?
Inspired originally by this ingenious Google Translate Massacre Parody of “Let it Go,” from the film Frozen.
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