Thursday Comic Relief:Google Obfuscation of Emilie Autumn’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”

       I am pleased to present to you the first entirely insane translation of Emilie Autumn’s “Girls, Girls, Girls,” brought to you in preserved, incoherent form from the masters of language obfuscation: Google Translate

Here is a side-by side of comparison of the respectable, more coherent version of Girls, Girls, Girls , versus the Google Translate (more like language destroyer/obfuscated) version :

While you sing either the coherent or incoherent versions of this song, layered with wit and sarcasm! The video above will help you to have the music to support your scrambled, hilarious performance of the Google Obfuscated version!

Original, More Coherent Version (Penned by Emilie Autumn)

“Girls! Girls! Girls!”

Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormalityStep right up
We’ve something here for everyone’s enjoyment
I do this as a gift, not for employment
A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanityCome see our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girlsSome of them are really quite attractive as you see
Some are truly hideous, I’m sure that you’ll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn’t let them fool you, just one more rule

You shouldn’t look this one too long in the eye
And that one, let’s just keep walking by
These ain’t no ordinary girls, and we’ve a steady supply
Grab another cup of tea, and follow me

To see our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir
If insanity’s primarily a femininish malady,
And no one’s doubting that for it’s a scientific fact,
Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics?
Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?

It has all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a dame
You see from lunar, we have, lunacy and lunatic and loony
And they’re always ovulating by the cycle of the moony

I have a question
Has any patient ever been released
Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?
For the good of our society, they oughtn’t reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety, we’ll never let them loose

Come see the girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Accept no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We’ve got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion,
There’s a bloody pill for everything nowadays!

How big is a lady’s brain?
It’s really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain
This seems just a bit inhumane
That’s just a simple little shock, it doesn’t cause her any pain

You see, they’re really more like animals than people
Which has been proven haven’t any souls at all.
The only bits that aren’t inferior are bosom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall

They don’t bite, well they might
I say this one does look hungry tonight
So get your picture with an inmate
But be sure she’s locked up tight

They’re practically wild sir
Protect your child sir
They can’t recall the taste of freedom
They’re just happy if we feed them

So point and laugh, it isn’t bad
They oughtn’t mind because they’re mad!
If you haven’t got a dime, toss us your pearls
You’re welcome to enjoy

Our girls, crazy girls
If you’re willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They’re hot, they’re nuts, they’re suicidal
Tickets cheap, it’s a crime
And they’re half price after 4 o’ clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time

I’ve got a lot more words to say, but I just can’t make them rhyme
So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight, your morals high
Your knitting neat, your yappers shut
This is what comes of over-educating,
mentally over-stimulating,
too much serious conversating,
organized religion-hating,
sinful over-copulating,
marriage without pro-creating,
girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
she was caught while masturbating,
they all mind manipulating,
chronically hallucinating,
certainly there’s no debating,
some we just find fascinating,
women’s rights facilitating,
independent thought creating,
she just may be complicating,
get your money out we’re waiting

To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!

Translated from  English to Swahili to welsh to persian to lithuania   to japanese, to  latin, back to english

Google Obfuscated Version of Girls, Girls, Girls                                                                      
” The girl , woman? The Ladies !”

 

FOLLOW

We offer you the best entertainment

I copied proud esunuolankus

So that when our hospital

 

FOLLOW

Anyone can see that we have here

In order that this is a gift, that the leisure of

By the system itself is not with the People of the pure

 

I came , let us look crazy young virgins

If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality

Some girls go crazy

They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are

To date, review,

Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin

That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful

Smart Traffic , Traffic , Traffic

 

Even the memory, as you see, and some of them

Some really scary , but I have to admit that thee are all things , at least

By far , however, and the like

We need enough sovereign rule

 

For a long time , the need for the eye to check for you

The only thing that is going to

The fact that women do not eat it is easy enough for our

Next to me to grab a cup of tea

 

If all these girls are crazy

If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality

Some girls go crazy

They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are

To date, review,

Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin

That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful

Smart Traffic , Traffic , Traffic

 

Currently, there brought on by problems

St. question to ask for those who wish to hide the times have changed.

 

How easy! If the teacher

This is in confusion, femininish subject to disease,

And no doubt, that this science

At the foot of the medical Faultier

Thou wast born of the disease yrasutartis What are these?

 

All these things , which I am in the reproductive organs

These women tend to be unstable

Stupid and insane and go crazy , you will be able to make use of the world of solar energy

The meeting of ovulation and satellite

 

I ask

Patients who already recede

Innovation will bring you to his house?

The young community

Therefore it is not possible that what is well, they say, may be forgiven thee to relax

 

Most of all, please refer to the girl, the girl’s smile.

If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality

Some girls go crazy

They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are

To date, review,

Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin

That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful

Smart Traffic , Traffic , Traffic

 

It is madness , with

Fury some vehicles

Madness, when he was driven into the

Taifaktas , my friend, % 100 confirm the truths of diseases of the mind

But there is another

And because there is more something on the part Dėlšiek , which is able to :

It contains dialogue, wink wink

Ing but a few of the teams Pakistan, and loser , that he may feed the prisoners were .

The excesses have found depression, OCD, the development of vocational

And in these days all the pills of blood?

 

Which head ?

There is also a very small scale a very simple, this is probably the

So now difficult atrodošiek

This was made a little impact tikpaprastas accepted.

 

Here’s a man , and even more than the natural

It has been shown , that there is nothing at all.

Weak is almost

Here’s a question the court ‘s important

 

They can and do not charge

I’d like to say to me to look at the not the hungry this night.

That ‘s your call

But to be honest , they’re willing to do

 

And tikrųjųlaukinis human

Lord, protect children

Programming experience

Feed them are happy

 

And thus by degrees I laughed, but not evil

If your actions he was, and is mad;

Cash for cast ye your pearls if you have not you flee from us

The invitation of the project we

 

Our girl , girl

If the game is a hell of grave illness , this is reality

Some girls go crazy

They kill should move rapidly to its very self , nuts are

To date, review,

Because the price is half of the four after firing a coin

That’s why , for at this time of market system of the beautiful

 

Wow, a lot of it was, in a few words to say it, but you can not I will sing

The girls , if you do not cut your hair to go away

Tight corset value of your

In the bark of Kyankyan , comes truly from your knitting

The arrival of competition is more –

And I think – and urged that

Conversating high

I hate – organized religion as

But you do not need – in a sin

Marriage without art

Lesbiating girls caught – naturally – Medium

And by masturbation,

Let’s see what the procedure in all things

long err

The sum is

But a lot of competition

Rights of women can

Free making ideas

It can be

We wait for your money

 

I believe some

Girls ?

Girls ?

Girls ?

Inspired originally by this ingenious Google Translate Massacre Parody of “Let it Go,” from the film Frozen.

Links of Interest:Emilie Autumn’s Website
Emilie Autumn’s Facebook/ Twitter

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